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Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
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Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.
*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."
by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012
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Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
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shifting realities

Moving your subconscious from this reality (current reality or CR) to another reality (your desired reality or DR)
That girl has been shifting realities for years, it’s 100% real!
by A potterhead March 12, 2021
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Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.
Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!
by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009
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sitting gay

when someone sits oddly in a chair. ex: hugging ones knee, sitting crisscross in inappropriate setting.
amy: did u see emily’s gay
bill: how do you know?
amy: she’s sitting crisscross applesauce in a school desk.
amy: she is sitting gay
by applesaucecoke October 16, 2020
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shiftingwithmell

shifting with mell, more like lyin with mell, it could also be used as a way to say im gonna lie
" boutta make me go all shiftingwithmell on your ash" or " STOP I JUST GOT PTSD FROM THE DARK AGES OF MELL-"
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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