shredded

to be salted, or insulted

guy 1: man i have so many friends everone likes me

guy 2:huh? no nowon likes you, you have no freindss. do us all a favor and die.....shredded

by thecoolkidfromdownthestreet April 26, 2009

shred

Kayaking: Surfing a gnarly wave with grace and style.

Dude you totally shredded that wave! Nice endo by the way!

by shum February 21, 2003

Shredded

A word coined by a group of teens in the Seattle area. It quickly caught on and now hundreds, maybe thousands of teens in the Washington area are now using the word in a variety of ways.

1) Something cool, to be envious of.

2) To be wasted, trashed, drunk...

3) To be high or tripping, especially on hallucinogenic drugs.

1) "That new t-shirt is so shredded, man!"

2) "Aw, man. You were so shredded last night! How you feeling this morning?"

3) "I'm shredding so hard right now!"

by art-freak17 August 17, 2009

Shredding

the shredding of the uteran wall when a woman has her period

Mary must be shredding cause she is acting like a crazy bitch!

by ditaluver September 21, 2011

Shredded

An expression used to convay feelings of depression, grogginess, and/or hung over.

Man, i feel totally shredded

by Penstripe February 7, 2004

shred

To dance so badly it clears the entire dance floor.

A more specific definition is to dance while holding one's foot with one hand and waving around the other hand like a windmill.

May also involve a bad attempt at a striptease.

Paige pulled the shred at matt's party

Sara shredded it while she was pissed

by sara and tenielle December 12, 2006

shredded

Can be used in place of many words ... but mainly describes someone who is way too drunk.

Did you see Eddie last night at the party? Man he was shredded!

by Blasman February 11, 2006