Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

Show Towels

Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.

Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?

Male: "I did. Why?"

Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!

Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*

What the hell? Why not?

All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!

by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009

show-face

to make an appearance, maybe to an event, party, club, get-together etc, that you don't want to be your final destination.

Yeah I'm going to hit up a couple spots tonight but i have to at least show-face at May's party.

Nando: "I'm having this event tonight you wanna come out?"
Lisa: "Yeah, i may show-face, it depends on what's going on, ya dig?"
Nando: "I dig"

by -=DieseL=- March 6, 2008

Show Up

1. To arrive at a location, usually to meet others

2. To out-do someone else at a certain task, there by taking all the credit or praise from them

1. "Finally, Tom decided to show up for the party"

2. "I was trying to impress this cute girl by lifting weights, but then this douchebag came and lifted 30lbs more than me. He totally showed me up!"

by slidman February 28, 2011

show bobs n vagene

If U See This Then I Dont Know It Lul

Indian Guy:Hey gurl nic bob u get ther can u show bobs n vagene
Girl:No
Indian Guy:Plz sho it i wil kis u bob 4 two hor and lik ur vegene
Girl:...

by FreeBobsNVageneHere October 2, 2017

show off

to behave in an ostentatiously skilled and assured way with the intention of impressing others

Stop showing off and do your job. (example of show off)

by The Return of Light Joker September 23, 2009

show pussy

A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.

"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"

by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013