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something that callum markie eats on a regular basis now he is a london tory
person one: cam have you seen where the sharpies have gone?
person two: last time i saw them callum markie was eating them
sharpie by louiselovesrt September 23, 2019
A marker that makes you high like Jeff Spicoli when you smell it.
Don’t smell that Sharpie! You’ll get high.
Sharpie by Aunt Edna April 9, 2020
you fucking sharpie
Sharpie by FUCLEJ January 10, 2021
Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by
Sharpie by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.
I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.
Sharpie by SpicyMayoSauce February 11, 2022
From the word “sharp,” an adjective meaning stylish or well-dressed. Can also be used as a noun referring to a hot, very attractive person with an element of class.
“Her new Timbys are sharpie as hell!” or “He thinks his prom fit was sharpie but we know it came from a Burlington clearance rack.”

“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”
Sharpie by Lil’libertine July 11, 2025