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Saskatchewan screamer

1) A snow producing low pressure system that affects the Saskatchewan province of Canada, Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States.

2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.
1) Crap. It's going to snow again because of that Saskatchewan Screamer.

2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!
by MarkaLisa2910 June 2, 2012
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Warman, Saskatchewan

A place where you can find lot's of teenage whores. Most of them are slutty and very easy to get.
Matt: Hey, you from Warman, Saskatchewan?
Typical Warman girl: Yeah, wanna bang?
by Mason Fehr December 14, 2010
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Saskatchewan

The big, flat, rectangle in the middle of Canada with a name that anyone who's not from Saskatchewan pronounces wrong. For future reference--"Sas-KATCH-ew-un" OR "Sas-KATCH-ew-in" OR "Sas-KATCH-ew-en" is acceptable. . .but not not not Sas-katch-ew-WAAAAAN. If you say it that way, it just screams you're from Ontario. Or Texas.

Suffer from paralyzing claustrophobia? Well, you've come to the right place Land of Living Skies, as our license plates say, is pretty accurate--that's pretty much all that's living. Our trees are generally stick thin and only look alive for four out of twelve months. Well, okay, so we're alive for a third of the year. That ain't half bad, eh?

NDP government that was elected by mostly farmers. I don't understand it, either.

The biggest city in Saskatchewan is Saskatoon, which, nope, is not the capital, even though it is home to a relatively adequate school, the University of Saskatchewan. Surprising, really.

The capital city of Saskatchewan is the city that rhymes with fun--Regina. A city that is composed of three quarters flatness, and one quarter man-made lake full of goose crap. It's a pretty exciting place to be.

Saskatchewan is full of names like Moose Jaw and Swift Current and Prince Albert and North Battleford. Apparently Saskatchewan has a thing for two-worded names. Except the original Cree is probably one long word that is slowly being forgotten along with the majority of their culture. Unfortunately.

Speaking of unfortunately, there is an unfortunate amount of racism in Saskatchewan. But hey, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, and I'm sure the province can continue to turn a blind eye to the racism and social problems that exist, and people will continue to never know where the hell Saskatchewan is.

But they're missing out!
Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Edmonton?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.

Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Calgary?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.

Tourist: Fuck this, I just want to get to Ontario!
Albertan: Well, you'll have to go east through Saskatchewan and Manitoba first.
Tourist: What?! I only have a Canadian passport?? Wait, is this one of those French speaking places?
Albertan: You mean Quebec?
Tourist: Yeah!
Albertan: Dude, just go to Vancouver.
by Sekhet666 November 8, 2006
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saskabilly

A person from the province of Saskatchewan, Canada, who is a bit of a small-town hick. (Portmanteau word: Saskatchewan + hillbilly.)
The hotel bar was packed with beer-drinking Saskabilly guys in snowmobiling suits unzipped and pulled down to the waist.
by Lizzy the Saskabilly October 8, 2007
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Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.
Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!
by memememan March 16, 2011
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Saskabush

I'm gonna giver home to Saskabush from Fort Mac this weekend to hit on a little tighty at a pit party.
by KarlaHard November 15, 2007
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Saskatoon

Unique city in Saskatchewan Canada that is known for being the most dangerous city in Canada as well as 9th most dangerous city in the world.
The 8am rush hour is at 6:30-9:30 and the 5pm rush hour is 3:30-6:30, but Fridays rush hour ends Thursday Morning. If you want to fit in you should never stop at a yellow light as everyone will just get pissed off.
Saskatoon has a zoo and a pretty good one! it consists of 300 different kinds of deer and a whole bunch of peacocks. another cool attraction includes "Bareass Beach"(nude beach). You know you are defineatly in Saskatoon if you see restraunts named after chains(Tony Tomma, Hard Wok cafe.) and you can get where ever you want within 10 minutes.
Popular celebrities include Sailor Dan, he sells paintings of sail boats around downtown, and dougie, a guy who drinks in Midtown Plaza (mall)
We Saskatonians take pride in our city but we know where not to be.. which is the west side at night.
Saskatoon's summer starts and ends by not the date but by when DQ on 8th street opens and closes.
Other facts about Saskatoon:
*Work on 20th street usually means prostitution
*Most people have been to Bananza more then 5 times
*Best ski hill around is Blackstrap a.k.a. the pimple on the praire
* zipup sweaters are called bunnyhugs
* chololate milk is called Vico
*Saskatoon is the chlamydia capital of Canada
*Drinking slurpies in -40 is a way of life
*When people say the are going to the U of S they mean the university not America
Girl: Im from Saskatoon

Guy: ME too!
Girl: haha really? you ever chill with Dougie?
Guy: umm who's Dougie?
Girl: You are obviously not from Saskatoon
by ClayClay16 June 3, 2010
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