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Satanist Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus as well as Satan.
My friend goes to church every Sunday, but they’re cool with Satan, too, which makes them a Satanist Jesusist, I guess.
by MrDrMaN??? February 18, 2019
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Multigenerational Satanist families

Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.
The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020
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Satanist

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."
Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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Satanist

People who push their will upon you because they feel they are free thinkers, and everyone should masturbate to their own egos like they do.

Satan(hebrew for adversary)

Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)

Themselves.

Ego worship!
Those swinggers are satanist's because they think they know what everyone needs.
by Toldyasooo February 9, 2022
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Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.
Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
by badmouth June 12, 2018
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National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.
by Atlas The Gerry October 8, 2020
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