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Dirty Sammichez

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache
Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.
by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015
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fancy sammich

Expansive esp. when a less expansive alternative is (or should be) available.
Timmy: Damn! That's a fancy sammich.

or
Sally: I really like the blue one, but that's a fancy sammich. I better get the green one.
by FancySammich01 November 15, 2010
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Dubba Down Sammich

Commonly regarded in Tennessee as the most glorious gift of God since Slim Jims.
Hick: Well a'course god is real! If he ain't, who created dubba down sammiches!!

Me: uh, KFC?

Hick: Naw god done dun it thru KFC. Yuns best be a-findin' jesus and a dubba down sammich 'fur its too late!

Me: I would respond to that, but I seriously have no idea what you just said.
by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011
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Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread
“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?
by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018
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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
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sammich

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!
by jermybanana November 10, 2009
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tuna fish sammich

stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip
by S.B. March 16, 2005
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