Ryland

Professional gay massager

Ryland really likes to oil you up and “check your oil”

by Buff oily black guys July 29, 2022

The Ryland

When the man sticks his penis in the bell hole of and oboe and the woman shoves the reed on the other end in her butt. Upon farting it creates a sound which, assuming the man is an oboist, can be used as the air source which the man fingers with the keys, creating beautiful music. The wind of the farts on the oboist penis causes him to cum in the oboe.

Little chunks of poo and cum splattered out of Luna's oboe during the spring concert, the result of him and Mia doing The Ryland passionately, painting his sheet music.

by J.S.B. April 16, 2025

lyla rylands

absolute slapper

lyla rylands is an absolute slapper

by user02728294830292 August 29, 2022

Ryland

A swag white boy

Hey look at that swag white boy over there
Yo bro that’s ryland

by Rylanddddd November 7, 2021

Ryland

Ryland - Noun

A Person who Loves Anime
A Person that Owns too many knifes
Love to Play D&D
Dark Humor
Laughs when someone dies in a movie

"Wow That dude loves anime and has a knife in his pocket... He's a Ryland."

by Jackson OWOWOWOWOOW August 5, 2021

Ryland Thompson

Ryland Thompson is the best battlefront 2 player. He is also very handsome and cool. He can also pull and girl he want. Ryland is the best.

Ryland Thompson is the best at battlefront 2

by Ryry you guys February 27, 2022

Ryland

Omg a very very cool guy so cool so swag <3333 no wonder I like u lol if u see this ryland my last demo was a joke I pinky promise also no u didn’t cause this is embarrassing

“yo what’s their name? got to be THE coolest most awesome most pretty most talented most funny funny person ever”

“Hm. Their name MUST be Ryland”

by Wtf was my handle? November 7, 2021