Rylan is the
guy who sits more than 5 feet apart from the other guy in the hot tub.
Rylan eats mad grub and takes
fat dubs
They are generally very
cool and athletic and they like Bingo With Old Men. Why? You tell me.
Rylans get no girls but all the guys.
Rylans like balls of all assortments, such as volleyballs, basketballs, footballs, manballs, etc.