Highlander Rule

There can only be one penis involved during sex.

Dude man I live by the Highlander Rule, I'm sorry!!

A threesome sure, as long as you follow the Highlander Rule!

by samwisescatgee July 3, 2010

24 hour reply rule

When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply

There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".

If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.

Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?

Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply

Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?

Steve: More than 24 hours.....

Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you

by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010

2 hour rule

When you're on the phone for over two hours with someone of the opposite sex(of whatever sex you are interested in) it means you are able to really connect with them and can probably have a meaningful relationship, they then become you're boy/girlfriend if they pass the 2-hour mark in a 24 hour period

That girl was soooo sexy, I was trying to get her to break the 2 hour rule but she hung up after five minutes and wouldn't return my calls til after midnight

by Yankeefan88 July 3, 2009

the hood rats rule

the act of having sex with prostitutes or other unsavory ladies in order to gain sexual experiance

guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex

friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.

by g4000 August 4, 2009

The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place

Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies

by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017

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"yea why?"
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by taraissexy69 June 27, 2021