Rockford Goodbye

Knocking someone up before leaving town, preferably for good.

C: Hi I'm C.
A: Hello C, I'm A. How long are you in town for?
C: About 8 months.

A: Nice! Are you planning giving someone the ol' Rockford Goodbye while your here?
C: I mean there isn't much else to do around here.

by Tourettes4100 December 9, 2024

the Rockford files

An ancient tv show from the 70s.

You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.

by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018

Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024

rockford spot

Parking your car in the perfect parking space.

When I went to the store I parked in a Rockford Spot.

by SchaiDog April 20, 2016

Rockford, Illinois

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.

Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

by cyberpowerjoonee September 30, 2024

Rockford Roleplay

A ROBLOX server on the game Emergency Response Liberty County. As of January, the owner is King., the co-owner is Maxxi, and Deputy Owner is KingJoe. King. and KingJoe were both owners of another server, Lakeland Roleplay, with about 500 members. Based on the city of Rockford, Illinois, or King.'s hometown. Sits about 80 miles from Chicago and Lake Michigan.

Person 1: Hey Bro, Have you heard of Rockford Roleplay?

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 3: You gotta join, it's so much fun!

by KingJoe_008 January 25, 2022

Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024