Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

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Public Restroom

Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.

Johnny: What's your favorite book series?
Jimmy: Public Restroom
Johnny: OMQ me too!

by stepshift October 15, 2018

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A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

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A person who gets dead silent in their stall when you walk into the restroom, hoping you will not notice what they are doing in there.

That girl from the other office is such a restroom camper! We all know why she is in there

by legal girl August 23, 2011

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A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

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