Rebecca Black

The most talented and beautiful woman in the world. She is often a role model for enthusiasm and patience, while waiting for the weekend. she is very intelligent and always knows what day of the week comes next. She eats her cereal and is definitely the most fun fun fun fun...
Spencer : Hey man, I'm not having much fun fun fun.
Bryan : Don't worry man it's...
Rebecca Black: FRIDAY FRIDAY GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Spencer and Bryan : WE SO EXCITED!!
Microsoft Sam: fun. fun. fun. fun.
Rebecca Black: Tomorrow is Saturday
Spencer and Bryan : Fuck Saturday
by Spryman March 19, 2011
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Rebecca Black

The artist of the single worst song to be produced, Friday, which includes explaining the sequence of the days of the week, as well as thirteen year olds driving a convertible as if they have anywhere to go in it.
I'd bone Rebecca Black just on principle of her being the worst artist ever to produce a song.
by ceb11 March 17, 2011
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Rebecca Black

The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday, which has gone completely viral on youtube.

The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself.

Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti.

In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.

Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.
Rebecca Black is an inspiration to all hopeful singers.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you.
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Rebecca Blacking It

When you make a really terrible video and put it on youtube.
Making a video about pointless shit.
Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!
by rosebud8888 March 29, 2011
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Rebecca Black

The singer (if she can even be called that) of "Friday", the most infamous song sweeping the nation as of 3/18/2011 that will probably forgotten in two weeks.

It's remarkable that she's famous because she's unattractive, a horrendous singer, and 13 years old.

To drive the point home, she is worse than Justin Bieber. But she did teach me the days of the week.
Rebecca Black's song Friday

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday

We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards"
I don't want this weekend to end
by GahToAGoose March 19, 2011
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Rebecca Black

A young girl hoping to become a "new Justin Beiber" with her new song "Friday"

Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.
Rebecca Black: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!
by bitchplease6969696969 March 25, 2011
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Rebecca Black

American "singer." Her only music video, "Friday," was found and posted on Tumblr, and eventually turned her into an internet celebrity, with over 9 million hits on YouTube within 5 days.
Rebecca Black wants you to know that yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, Saturday is tomorrow, and Sunday comes afterwards.
by JoRich March 16, 2011
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