roflmaoaf

roflmao And Farting, good for any joke that leads to an uncontrollable belly laugh.

PETA says that the pres. shouldn't 'pardon' a turkey but rather 'spare' it... "Turkeys do not need to be 'pardoned'-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals."

I'm cooking two this year and later i'll be ROFLMAOAF when I tell my friends about this.

by ManWithGun November 27, 2012

roflmaoatdonoloobad

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of about to die not only of lack of oxygen but also depression

Falin (computer character): I love you Kevin! I guess you could say I'm Falin in love with you!
Kevin (roflmaoatdonoloobad): What has my life become

by Kap'n Krunch November 8, 2017

ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP

when you roll on the floor laughing your ass off out loud so hard that you shit your pants

user1: bro trolling that kid was so funny
user2: yeah ikr?! ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP OH SHIT I SHAT MYSELF

by neptune67 December 26, 2025