a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
by un-anonymous January 26, 2018
by Jay, Meg, Blake, Ty, Cass August 14, 2008
Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!
Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.
by DanCBJMS April 22, 2007
The smallest state where the climate will range from 0-100 between January and July. A place that shut down for almost 10 weeks now from the pandemic. And still have no sports and masks required everywhere. To sum it up, IT SUCKS.
by What the boo boo boo ra ra ra June 02, 2020
French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
by Patrickdub January 17, 2008
NOT AN ISLAND! located in the New England area, is the smallest state with the longest name (Rhode Island and providence plantations) also it has the 2nd largest population density. A nice place to grow up. Home of Del's Lemonade (where the only good kind is lemon), coffee milk, the word bubbler. Has really nice beaches, most Rhode islanders hate the tourists because they crowd our beaches. Most Rhode Islanders are characterized by being Italian and pronouncing their R's like Ah. however most people only do that when they are angry. Is really cold in winter and really hot in summer. Most popular stores in the area are Abercrombie and Hollister.
Rhode Islander:Yeah Im on vacation from Rhode Island.
Ignorant person: Duhh is that an island?
Rhode Islander:...wow you are retarded.
Ignorant person: Duhh is that an island?
Rhode Islander:...wow you are retarded.
by Megggerr May 24, 2007