Remus Lupin

One of the MWPP. Werewolf at heart and body.

Sometimes Lupin does not know where he is, and it is thought that he drinks much ripple when alone.

Lupin: Odd, I feel slightly ill today. Might be a full moon a'coming.
Harry: Professor Lupin! The full moon is coming out early tonight! DON'T LOOK UP!
Lupin: Raaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Harry: Cannot speak because he is being devoured.

by Door June 21, 2005

remus lupin

dilf

remus lupin is such a dilf.

by Blah:(Blah:(Blah:( April 07, 2021

uncle remus

an old country man of african descent who enjoys anal sex with young males, usually niglets and jiglets.

dont go near uncle remus!

you hear about that uncle remus that moved in down the street?

by lopeichia July 11, 2006

mega remus

a person who believes himself to be righteous in situations but is actually a hypocrite and does not care.

Josh is a mega remus

by anonymous 258 September 04, 2017

Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.

"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus

by Lance January 05, 2005

Remus

Remus (often reffered in conjunction with male genitalia) is a disease in which scabs grow where the feces come out. Remus can be killed using antibiotics from the doctor, and dairy. Precautions against contracting Remus is to use protection during intercourse, block her relations on social media, ect. This deadly disease is silent but deadly and the only way to check for it is for a doctor to shove his hand up your anus repeatedly. This treatment needs to happen weekly to rid yourself of Remus quickly and effectively. The doctors love treating Remus as she is a goldmine because of the intensity of the Ana... I mean treatment.

My pussie girl gave me Remus. Now I have to do anal with my doctor to remove the scabs. Don't recommend getting Remus as an STD it's overhyped and will make your ass burn daily. Remus is deep inside my ass so my doctor needs a special instrument called his penis to remove it.

by Brett hubbard May 19, 2022

Remus

Een chocolade melk verslaafde peuter die er niet tegen kan als je hem een kleine baby noemt.
Hij kan lief maar ook ondeugend zijn.
Meestal doet hij alles impulsief en luisterd hij niet.
Hij is ook de grootste en sterkste peuter die ik ken.

Zappa: MAMA
Mama: wat
Zappa: remus heeft gepiest in zijn broek
Remus: liegenaar

by Qoney December 18, 2023