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well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020
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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun
by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008
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regul

This is a person that cannot play games well, they can't aim, have no game sense and are just all round bad.
Dude, this guy is soooo bad he's doing a Regul lol xD
by Lurpo April 1, 2018
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road regulator

A person driving in the left lane at or below speed limit blocking people from passing especially when the right lane is going the speed limit.
I can't go any faster there's a road regulator in the way.
by Kevin Haas October 11, 2019
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Regulate

I’m about to go regulate!
by Sasha0101 May 4, 2018
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Jinaist Regulations

A favor of regulation that a jinaist requires is freedom of choice. Life's game is a choice being made by your individual skills or strategies with Jinas you can regulate rules but the choice of your actions will be defined in punishment. Rules and regulations can only be interpreted by the choice so the jinaist Regulations is freedom of choice but you have to be self-disciplined and learn to have self-control. You have to educate yourself to be what you want as they say you are your own product.
Kahiem Roel: what products will I make myself productive with today ?

Dealer: look shit ain't free nigga

JINAS: DONT DEFY YOURSELF YOUR SOLUTION MIGHT NOT BE THE SAME let's make my jinaist Regulations free for your intimidating nature.
by Jinaist Policies April 4, 2021
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