Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.

No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.

by retardsonmeth June 10, 2007

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

putter outter

A person who tells you your putting them out!

My friend is an extreme putter outter, I can't do anything without him acting as though i put him out.

by 3X & Psycho Lapacuz February 6, 2025

bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017