pornhub 

This makes you feel good and happy and if your lucky you have some weed and tequila. :)

"I love pornhub because it makes me feel good", jimmy said.
"I know right", said john.

pornhub by beastnova2228 October 7, 2020

PornHub 

A video streaming site where you can upload and share porn videos for free.

Adam "Dude I was watching PornHub last night and I blew 2 loads."

Brad "Thats probably why tou failed the Geography test huh?"

PornHub by KoopaTroppa101 December 13, 2020

Pornhub 

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

Pornhub by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub 

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body

Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!

Pornhub by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023

Pornhub 

This web site is made to make you lose no nut November and win distroy sick December. I mean you can also use it for fun just make sure you dont kill anyone with a cum shot of your's especially not grandma

Hay dude wanna watch pornhub

Pornhub by Pornstarjordan November 30, 2018

PornHub 

Every single damn person on this Earth goes on it. Even Hilary Clinton for an example. Kids under the age of 18 will definitely get their nut out on that site

I went on PornHub

PornHub by Zigzag Brandon December 12, 2018

Pornhub 

The website that brings balance to the earth

Without pornhub, the world would be in absolute chaos

Pornhub by JOSHYBOI@THEYT February 10, 2020