A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.
Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.
*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.
*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”
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To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
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by brainz November 7, 2001
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Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
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