pook

passing out on keyboard

Dude, where'd our necromancer go? Why isn't he responding?

He must be pook

by NiwaDai December 15, 2005

pook

(n)male lubricating seminal fluid; pre-cum.
<v> to excrete male lubricating fluid."

(n) "The head of his unit was slick with pook"

(v) "He was seriously hot and his joint was pooking up something fierce."

by mistermee January 19, 2005

pook

To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.

Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".

by John McCrum and John Nerone December 25, 2005

pook

1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.

Mother telling child, "You make pook!"

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

pook

A term of endearment used between young Indigos and little Asian girls.

Also the name of many Thai sluts.

"Oh pook, there's something in your beard!"

by Hannah Pook January 04, 2006

pook

to smoke crystal methamphetamine

wanna pook ?

by obieononekenobe January 04, 2011

pook

Originating in Quebec, A way of smoking weed by putting hash on the end of a lit cigarette into a bottle with a hole in it. Once the hash is done burning and it turns red, you unscrew the cap and inhale the smoke from the top. The best way to do this is to do it while the bottle is upside down because the smoke from the hash is heavier than the cigarette smoke.

in french-canadian: on fait des pooks. ouin.

by cocodubois13 July 01, 2022