Pizza Rolls

the most prized and precious thing on planet earth. sacrifice you life for them.

“I didn’t mean to hurt that family, Officer, but they took my pizza rolls”

by Memesmelly November 1, 2020

pizza rolls

italian gushers

gimme the fricking pizza rolls

by kadenwoo78 September 1, 2020

Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021

Burning a pizza roll

Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances

Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll

by Riquisha November 5, 2021

Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.

" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"

by Kimbusha January 7, 2021

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021