Patchoman

Patch’ speciality dance to the macho man song. Patch likes to stand on her two paws along side her mother and sway to the tune and laugh at her dancing

Patcho patcho patchoman, I want to be a patchoman!

Oh look! Patch is doing the patchoman dance

by Allysdobbles April 25, 2019

Patchway Community School

Patchway Community School, is a school placed in UK, England, it is the shitties school that ever existed.

Yoooo, George ya are from Patchway Community School? Too bad, because it's shit!

by Kizz_ May 19, 2022

Yesterday's Patchwork

Something that happened the day before you don't want to discuss. Usually used ironically.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when you..........
Person 2: THAT WAS YESTERDAY'S PATCHWORK!!

by Pie In Box November 30, 2019

pachow

An onomatopoeic interjection used to introduce the final (often unexpected) result; fanfare.

She told me there was no way I was going to get the job but I just submitted my resume and *pachow*, instant hire!

by LawyerLex August 30, 2010

patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010