flaming porcupine

(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.

When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.

by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement

I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.

by country chris February 4, 2010

chocolate porcupine

having anal sex with a male or female wearing a french tickler or studded cockring

I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half

by Trickle August 3, 2006

prickly porcupine

A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.

Rob gave me the prickly porcupine and it was splendid and horrible at the same time!

by AmnestyBadger69 April 2, 2016

Ubiquitous Porcupine

An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.

The Ubiquitous Porcupine was everywhere they went, constantly haunting their lives.

by Aye not Aye May 27, 2016

Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016