Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 11, 2008

poach fuck

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.

We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.

by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010

beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.

Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."

by EViL2uCe February 19, 2010

Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.

Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."

by P titties October 18, 2009

roach poach

v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.

I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?

No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!

by Xeneth Sparda December 07, 2004

table poaching

The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.

This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.

Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."

Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."

by disgruntledserver December 03, 2010

poach a brownie

verb.

Refers to the act of defecation. Of metaphorical origin, implies the dump was short and sweet.

I will see you in the library, after I poach a brownie.

by armXa89 May 06, 2013