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Pussy To Prison Pipeline

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.
Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!
by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023
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Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.
He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.
by HopSing May 17, 2008
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pipeline-theist

n. a person who is an atheist but acts like a theist in front of other theists to get things done.

The word is inspired by Daniel Plainview's baptism in the movie 'There will be blood', where he fakes the whole baptism in order to build a pipeline
He is a pipeline-theist because he still lives with his parents. He'll become an atheist once he leaves his parents.
by mann September 17, 2012
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trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!
by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006
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Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.
Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.
by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010
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australian pipeline

An orgy in which a large group of men, or sometimes women poop all over themselves and each other in an abandoned building; this way they dont have to clean it up.
Bob- That australian pipeline last week was hot!
Bill- Darn tootin', if you know what i mean.
Larry- Thank goodness we don't have to clean it up!
*laughter*
by brownbowels87 November 4, 2013
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Alaskian pipeline

When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole
Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys
by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 November 4, 2021
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