Passante

immediate insertion into the butt

Man, I love when you let me Passante!

by Ithoughtaboutit May 14, 2010

Passatruckaphobia

An affliction which suddenly strikes timid left lane drivers when confronted with passing an 18 wheeler in the right lane. Those suffering this ailment slow to whatever speed the truck is going, their hands sweat, mouth goes dry, and balls shrivel at the thought of passing the huge truck. This creates abberant thoughts that their lane is too narrow, or the truck will swerve to crush them against the guardrail, or demons will fly out the truck to attack their tires. This is also thought to be the reason the afflicted refuse to pull into the right lane no matter how much you flash them to move over. This creates a roadblock so nobody can pass, even those who do not share the illness. Side effects include behavioral swings in other drivers that can lead to road rage and demolition derby syndrome.

Guy: I can't believe this guy ahead of us! Just because we're going up a hill he's going 45 mph in a 70 mph zone. What the heck is his problem?

Chick: Don't fall into demolition derby syndrome, honey. He obviously has passatruckaphobia. Poor guy can't help it if he's too stupid to understand that big bad truck's not really gonna hurt him if he passes it.

by Tbyrd2211 December 27, 2011

passani

the best friend you can get, will always be there for you. Many times he is a crybaby but we still love him. es un prro

in the cookie of life passani is the chocolate chips

by radelisthebest August 12, 2021

passanger

The sexiest Deftones song about having sex in a car! fucking awsome song

Passanger is one of Chino's best songs

by Rachel July 14, 2004

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

Passat

Slang to describe a violent wank. The term is taken form the Manufacturer of the Passat - VW (Volks Wagen)

Looking at her "Jelly on springs" ass makes me want to have a Passat.

Im so horney - when I get home its Passat time.

Passat done, now time with wife & kids.

by Coldestmoon June 23, 2011

pissantery

1. Worthless, petty, contemptible behavior(s) concerned with the insignificant.
2. The arguments made when taking an intentionally absurd, unreasonable, and ire-provoking position on a given topic.

The Trump administration has taken pissantery to soaring new heights in the first 6 months of his presidency.

by flooglehousen August 19, 2017