Octopus Girl

A shock site containing a video of a woman standing in a bathtub while an octopus slowly inches out of her vagina until it has fully emerged and plops to the ground.

Guy One: Dude, you up for sushi tonight?
Guy Two: Man, after watching Octopus Girl, I don't think I'm in the mood.

by cdltehpimp May 24, 2010

overbearing octopus

A significant other who tries to control your life and gets involved in as much shit as possible, much like an octopus might do with his many tentacles.

Ugh! My boyfriend is such an overbearing octopus. He won't let me go to the party tonight.

by melleeson November 9, 2009

land octopus

that mfer kole

Oh Kole, that land octopus.

by invaliduser504291 April 16, 2022

The Needy Octopus

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".

"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"

by cghxfjua45er7q4574yyahAEhy December 8, 2009

woman on top

The male lies on his back while his partner straddles his torso. She controls the rhythm and depth of penetration. He lies flat with movement restricted somewhat by her weight and his lack of leverage. Some women prefer to lay forward so she may kiss her mate, while others choose to sit up straight. Regardless of which you prefer, an interesting idea is to just rock back and forth or in a circular motion while resting on your partner’s body. There is more clitoral stimulation this way, and it also has the advantage of the feeling of deep penetration, which some women really like. Another great advantage is that this motion is less stimulating for a man, and he can often last longer this way.

I love it when my woman is on top.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

girl on top

when you are having sex and the girl is on top. Best position ever because the guy gets a full view of the girl riding him. He gets to hold and see her tits boucning. He can also rub her clit while she moves her hips on top of him. For the girl, it hits all the right spots and you are in control. You can lean over him and kiss while you ride slowly, arching the back. Or you can sit up and ride that dick like never before. Its amazing and everyone should do it! Now!

"I told that bitch I wanted to try girl on top and she rode me better than anyone before." -Bob

"I rocked his world last night when I rode him." -Sally

by Hashvan February 4, 2008

Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.

Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!

by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011