lazor sights

Thatcher’s signature line of fookin Lazor sights.

Thatcher: “fookin lazor sights!”
Literally every other operator in rainbow six siege: “wut?”

by T34main October 10, 2019

Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.

Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.

by Cherise4U October 2, 2008

Flafo sight

Not seeing some person/object right next to you

Dude! Stop having Flafo sight! I'm right next to you!

by IdontLikeFlafoing January 1, 2023

twi-sight

when someone make refrences and only talks about twilight or anything to do with twiligh. which pretty much makes them only see twilight things. when in a store they can spot tilight merch in a second.

kensie: yeah dude i almost bit him!
Brooklynne:dang bro i would have knocked him to the ground like a mini van hitting a chihuahua.
random girl: yeah like edward wants to bite bella and like when he stopped the van and like yeah!
Kensie:ohn wtf?
Brooklynne:danggggg bro that girl has like nothing but twi-sight its kinda creepy!!!
K & B:creeepsterrrr!!!!
random girl:like how jacob stalks bella!!!!

by BrookieBecks December 6, 2010

Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.

"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."

by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place

Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here

by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016

selective sight

when you choose to see what you wanna see

“Yo she counted those basketballs wrong” “Maybe she has selective sight”

by dustyrobot January 10, 2020