Grant Olson

He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.

“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”

by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018

emma olson

Some bitch

Emma Olson is a bitch.

by Emma Tracy December 8, 2017

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no particular hole and or spot, then proceed to eat your own pizza.

Also known as Olsoning yourself or getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his mouth and then he dirty olsoned me while French kissing.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

alexis olson

Alexis olson is one fine ass girl, gets all the guys possibly even ladies, she’s mad thicc and yes with two c’s. Real slim. Emotional asf.

Maybe even a little depressed at sometimes. Gives zero fucks when It comes to anything. Passionate loving, always puts her friends needs before hers and just a good ass person to be around.

Damn that Alexis Olson over there is so fine I wish she was mine

by P-lover69 May 21, 2018

Tyler olson

Scrawny and tall and terrible with the ladys. Drives a pos Cadillac. Wacks off sideways do to his crooked shoulder

Tyler olson is a weird guy

by Jsjebbdjjend. x April 30, 2019