I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Captain kickin' in open doors

A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'

Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!

by CaptainessObvious June 28, 2011

Open doors movement

A movement that seeks to abolish all restrictions on immigration so that anyone who wants to live in the US can justcome here and automaticly become a US citizan with all it's rights.

John is in the open doors movement.

by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

do guys still open car doors

a term used by females when a simp opens the door for a woman in a car.

simp: *opens car door*
girl: *gets in*
also girl: "do guys still open car doors?"

by weenyhutjuniorneedles May 18, 2021

Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008

open the blast doors

To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.

Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.

by emit June 11, 2008