Mums on the menu

Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying
by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021
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chinese menu

Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.

In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...

01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.

01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
by mikeyjewels June 27, 2016
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Menu Venue

A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.
Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.
by Ibn al Khawadja January 16, 2013
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Dropping The Menu

Realizing, after the fact, that your trip to the bathroom resulted in many different forms of feces (floater, sinker, sandy ship wreck, anaconda, fro-yo, play-doh, oil spill,etc.)
I should have known that eating that entire bag of cheeseburgers would result in me dropping the menu the next day.
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Start menu

Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.
Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.
by 12345marios December 10, 2022
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Menu Mind

Expecting every problem in life to have an available solution like choosing from a drop-down menu.
The student had a menu mind and couldn't understand that the question didn't have a one word answer.
by Rupert art March 27, 2013
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Menu Fucked

When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked
Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!
by xGigi_Weasleyx December 15, 2008
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