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October 31 

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.” -Cady
Someone: What day is it again?

Me: October 31st which means I can dress up like a slut and no one can judge me about it
October 31 by cutecow October 27, 2019

October 31 

National Have sex with a ghost day. If you are a single perverted man than this is the lucky day you will always have someone watching your intense boner all day if you do this.
October 31 by Sexy Porn Ghost October 23, 2019

October 31 

The day when anyone can dress like sluts and no one can judge them because it’s halloween. The real bad bitches wear only Laundre with animal ears.
its october 31 st you already know all the hoes are gonna be out
October 31 by badbitch___ October 27, 2019

october 31 

"its halloween" oh stfu its my fucking birthday man
guy 1 - oh u know what day it is?
guy 2 - yeah its october 31, halloween!
guy 1 - but u know whats better than halloween? MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

(srry for this people always forget my bday bc of halloween)
october 31 by some lost girl January 27, 2021

October 31 

It is Halloween and national hug your crush, best freind, or girlfreind day. You can do because they won't know who it is because you will be all dressed up.
Hey come see it's October 31. Eat candy with your crush, best freind, or actual girlfreind.
October 31 by DixieDog15 October 29, 2019

October 31 

Person: you know what today is

Me: October 31st Halloween
Person: duh and it's your last chance to shoot your shot
October 31 by 2ycw2hmeepbeep October 29, 2019