Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.

Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Nord

Definition: Feeling unpleasant.

He/she/it is feeling NORD.
We/they are feeling NORD.
I am feeling NORD.

by anonymous April 15, 2023

nord

jorddd96 but "n" instead of "j"

nord is a noob.

by pissbabyyyy October 16, 2023

Nord

A very delicate, young male who dresses up in the clothing of the opposite gender and may also dress up as anthropomorphic animal.

Did you hear that Lars is dressing up very femininely and is also attending a furry convention? He's quite obviously Nord!

by hivemindcat August 18, 2024

effingen nord

also known as the nawf, one of the biggest hoods in switzerland. dont never go there its too dangerous

"man i drove thru effingen nord, i almost died"

by Nawfw September 27, 2022

Nord

Short for Nordic: of the countries of Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, or Iceland.

Why do Norwegians and Swedish fight so much? They're all Nords anyway!

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025

Nord

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Nording

The act of getting ones face/head stuck between any type of automatic doors.

In his failed attempt to board the tube train the man was norded.

by Origins of words December 14, 2018