font-head

A person who is a self-declared expert on typography and design theory.

Helvetica and Futura are my favorite fonts. I am such a font-head.

by Nathan Taylor December 9, 2008

font whore

Usually used in a chat room. The user will use a LARGE font as if to be seen more. Rather sad example of an Attention Whore.

Her font is so fucking large that I had to scroll up to read what was typed.

by l33t d1ck July 30, 2004

dirty fontes

When a man and woman engage in anal sex, and the man takes his penis and wipes it on the bridge of the woman's nose to form a shit unibrow.

Kyle came back with a girl from the party and gave her a dirty fontes.

by Bubbles Bedubble May 4, 2018

Savannah Font

A fake whore who you wanna stay away from. Clingy, annoying, childish and kinda fake. At first she’s fun to be around until you see her true form. She also has around 100 guys in her DM’s so fellas, don’t feel so special you aren’t the only one. She will talk shit about you even if you are her “best friend” so watch ur back. She’s pretty i guess but she tries really hard to be popular and not many like her around.

Person 1: Hey do you know savannah font ?
Person 2: ya, i don’t think many like her
everyone else: We really don’t

by anonymoussz856 May 14, 2019

Douche Font

A font that is in Old English font with a huge font size and is often bedazzled when on shirts.

Joe: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Geo: "Yeah, it was full of douche font."

by Walrus I Am January 8, 2010

HD Font

The HD Font is what all fonts really look like, as thecnology evolve it has allowed us to discover, through high definition the reality behind any font created.

The HD Font typically has tipped corner, elongated extremities, and unnecessary detail.

History shows us that previously encountered HD Font phenomenon has been met with disgust as the high amount of detail has been overwhelming and confusing.

HD Font has allegedly been known and used for decades by secret high societies with access to ancient methods to materialize it without the use of thecnology, today its fairly easily obtained through high end devices and services, but is still looked upon as "shitty" by the lower to mid class communities.

That's not an HD Font, that's just a shitty one

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020

Font fuck

To secretly change the font in a collaborative document to Comic Sans in order to fuck with people's heads.

I didnt get the job because I asked a friend for help on my resume and he font fucked me.

by Jimbeaux January 10, 2017