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Neopolitan Sundae

The act of switching between a dirty butthole and the pussy of a girl on her period during sex. Eventually cumming in her pussy and then eating the period, poo and cum combo.
Dude, I was so horny last night I made a neopolitan Sundae in Susie and licked her clean!
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Neopolitan Pie

Climaxing into the Anus after rough sex or infection. When the contents are extracted, the confirmation of a Neopolitan Pie would be the colours of Cream/Semen, Brown/Excrement, and Red/Blood
After climax into the Anus:

Girl: Argh my arse is killing me. I am going to push it out
Boy: Oh, it looks like I've given you a Neopolitan Pie
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
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Neopolitan Shooter

You need a shot glass and a partner to create a Neopolitan Shooter. You get your partner to take a full pack of laxatives a few hours before, and when she has to shit, you assram her until her ass starts bleeding. You blow your load in her ass, and then get her to shit. You collect the mix of cum, blood, and liquid shit in the shot glass, and then take the shot of fluids.

Neopolitan Ice cream consists of white, brown, and red ice cream, and the shooter consists of cum(white), shit(brown), and blood(red) respectively.
Russel's mom helped me to take a Neopolitan Shooter. It was disgusting but satisfying.
by -Master Dan- November 9, 2008
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neopolitan suicide

A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.
"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"
by TURDY_WATER September 24, 2019
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Neopolitan Ice Cream

Word for making a black girl jizz and admiring your work; illustrated by the dark skin (chocolate), the pink vagina (strawberry), and cum (vanilla)... Also could be used for Dominicans, Cubans, some Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. and all Haitians and African chicks....
I went down on Lakeicha until she came and had to look back and stare at all of that neopolitan ice cream....
by MOESSSESS July 30, 2010
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Neopolitan Slam

Everybody knows neopolitan ice ceam (vanilla, strawberry, and choclate)

Well the neopolitan slam is similar to the strawberry shortcake, which is when you jiz in a bitches face then punch her in the nose so it creates a red and white mess on her face similar to a strawberry shortcake dessert

The Neopolitan Slam is one step further and a little more advanced of a manuver, you start with a cum shot on the left side of the face, create a bloody nose in the middle and then smear some shit on the right side of the face creating a perfect vanilla, strawberry, and choclate combination, this is not a move for the novice, its take great skill and experience to pull this move off.
Damn dude did you here what dave did last nite?
Nah WHat happend?
He hit some bitch with a neopolitan slam!!!
by Bank$$$ December 18, 2007
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Neopolitan Shooter

To serve a Neopolitan Shooter you need a shot glass and a partner and your partner takes a lot of laxatives a few hours before to prepare. You begin to take your partner from behind, and continue until her ass starts bleeding. You then blow your load in her ass and get her to shit. You then collect the liquid shit, blood and cum in the shot glass and take the shot of fluids.

Neopolitan Ice Cream is white(Vanilla/Jizz), brown (Chocolate/shit) and red(strawberry/blood).
I had a sweet Neopolitan Shooter with that whore the other night, and it hardly cost me a thing!
by Master Dan P. November 10, 2008
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