Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.

If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.

by humm1n June 18, 2021

Naval Players

Naval players are players that don't exist

Woah NAVAL PLAYERS ARE SO GOOD said no one

by Hundehai March 23, 2022

naval slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.

You going on another date with Tony?

I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.

The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.

by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024

Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.

Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.

by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

rickover naval academy

#1 military highschool in chicago 🥳🥳 we have the #1 football team in the whole city 😫 everyone here as a punishment but realized it isn’t as gay. 😌 after 100 years we finally got our own building. cus screw sennk. there’s always that one freshman trying to be cool with all the upperclassmen so the freshie starts dickriding everyone.🤣 the freshie girl volleyball group & who they hang with always think they’re the shit & the baddest. 🤡you have to wear that itchy ass uniform and ugly ass bates you’ll never like that shit🤮 everyone who goes here learns how to kiss ass when they need something from someone. 🥴 rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal nor tolerate those who do.😎 male cadets love to match in the school bathroom, they all take a piss in one same stall. there’s always a kid just chillin there on the bathroom floor. don’t be surprised to see bloody pads or real human shiton the hallway floors.

“where do you go to school?”

“rickover naval academy”
“I heard y’all got the loyalist cadets”
“yessir at rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal baby girl”

by seadragon lover April 9, 2020

Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy

A school that physically and literally has no structure and once to multiple times a year. They will change the rules for no apparent reason bc they realize they're not doing any of it right. It costs hell of money to go and the only reason you would go is to weakly experience a Navy and army kind of mixed in. When you get there in the morning your phones taken and the teachers trip balls for no fucking reason then you have to run laps around the school to reenforce that adults can do whatever the fuck they want.

Employer: I like you so far alot, are you graduated.
LHJNA student: no sir/ma'am I'm currently a student at Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy because my parents wanted me to get a better structure.
Employer: aaahhh, alright thank you for your time we'll contact you.
*Never contacts you again because the schools an embarrassment*

by Mattfromwiisports March 11, 2019