Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
by bigblackballzz111 April 14, 2023
Girl: Its national grab ass day so do it while you can
Boy: Its 2018 I don't just think of you as an ass for me to grab its insulting for you to assume I would want that
Girl: I'm sorr-
Boy:*grabs ass like hes gonna take it to go*
Boy: Its 2018 I don't just think of you as an ass for me to grab its insulting for you to assume I would want that
Girl: I'm sorr-
Boy:*grabs ass like hes gonna take it to go*
by An0nym0u3 October 4, 2018
by smallcat69 May 16, 2019
by SUCKMYDICK6999 May 18, 2018
by Jhon dave April 14, 2018
by Thelittlemermaid05 August 9, 2019
Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.
by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021