Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
by bigblackballzz111 April 14, 2023
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National grab ass day is was actually created on October 4 2012
Girl: Its national grab ass day so do it while you can
Boy: Its 2018 I don't just think of you as an ass for me to grab its insulting for you to assume I would want that

Girl: I'm sorr-
Boy:*grabs ass like hes gonna take it to go*
by An0nym0u3 October 4, 2018
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Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.
by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021
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