arse end of nowhere

A place behind the middle of nowhere and below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the arse end of nowhere."

by Mu Cow March 10, 2008

bumblefuck nowhere

to have no idea where something is or to be in the middle of nowhere.

me n jon were i the middle of bumblefuck nowhere.

by Nick Bizoyle June 28, 2008

butt-fuck nowhere

See butt-fuck endsville.

"Dude, we've been driving for an hour. You must live in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere."

by Writer@Large January 14, 2005

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.

Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009

New Port Nowhere

A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.

"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."

by Joe Zumchak September 4, 2008

Edge of Nowhere

Edge of Nowhere is a gaming site that was originally named Blizzhackers and focuses on hacking video games produced by Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzhackers was shut down by Blizzard for legality issues and the website returned as "Edge of Nowhere". Now offering a minimal amount of hacks and cheats, Edge of Nowhere continues because of its close-knit userbase (most of whom have known each other for around 5 years).

I spend way too much time on Edge of Nowhere.

by Foxtrot22 October 30, 2007