November 18

November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!

Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore

by MadisonBrown13 November 17, 2020

November 18

Day to slap a slag called Maria

Guy: “hey Maria’’(slaps)
Maria: “what was that for’’
Guy: “Today is November 18th ,slap a slag called Maria day”
Maria : “Ok’’

by Ok1209348765 November 5, 2019

November 18

Ask the girl you have a crush on at school

Best Friend: It’s November 18th
Him: Ok so
Best Friend: Ask out your crush!

by Ask her out November 15, 2019

November 18

A day where you fucking kill Sebastian with a glock.

Camryn: I’m gonna fucking kill you.
Sebastian: bruh wtf why!?!
Camryn: because it’s November 18 duh

by Juul Catto November 8, 2019

november 18

national love your boyfriend day, even if you’re mad at him.

emily on november 18th: “yeah i’m mad at hiram rn but i still love him”

by idkwhateva November 18, 2019

November 18

November 18 is appreciate your girl bestie day it’s for the boys to appreciate there girl besties

November 18 is the besties day

by Sir Capalot November 17, 2019

November 18

Give your secret crush a hug day

Boy: Hey

Girl: hi
Boy: gives her a hug

Girl: what was that for?
Boy: it’s November 18

by Cherry k November 17, 2019