neanderthalistic

English Adjective meaning primitave, brutish, uneducated, or simple

The way he grunted when he asked me for a date was neanderthalistic.

His idea of solving world peace by arm wrestling is neanderthalistic at best.

by weletthem May 18, 2016

Neanderballing

To be naked from at least the waist down during a camping trip. Only men can neanderball.

From the Rhett & Link sketch, "Camping".

(Link uncovers the bottom half of his sleeping bag and Rhett immediately turns away)
Rhett: Oh! I didn't know you were neanderballing it down there!
Link: Just don't look then
Rhett: It's not the looking it's the knowing!

by ZeeDeutschman December 21, 2015

meanderthal

One who has difficulty determining their next course of action in traffic (sometimes going 10-20mph top speed), and, as a result, is not predictable and does not use their turn signal.

Oh my God. We're going to be late AGAIN. This guy in front of me's a fucking meanderthal.

by Beelzebunny July 11, 2005

Neoanderthal

A currently-living, proudly primitive person. A surprisingly vivid embodiment of attitudes and aptitudes thought to be long-extinct.

No need to ask who he's voting for, he's a card-carrying, open-carrying Neoanderthal.

by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

neanderthalic

The act or state of being a dumbass.

Any one to question former president Nixon's foreign policy shall recieve my condemnation as a neanderthalic fool

by Alex Bo Balex January 20, 2005

Neandertard

Contracture of Neanderthal and Retard (or Fucktard)

Used to describe a complete thick, retarded mong

U fucking neandertard!!

by Bryn December 5, 2004

meanderthal

1. n.: In tourism industry, those ones aka tourist, specially the one in hords going up and down as a pack, inside and outside shuttle buses and meanders other tourist atractions. Each one in a shoal of visitors wandering through the city center. Not always nor exclusively applied in a pejorative manner.

Those meanderthals on my way to work... I envy them!

by meanders2001 September 9, 2011