National grab dick day

The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!

Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!

by Salchi October 2, 2018

National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

national grab dick day

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours

“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”

by ripcity13 May 25, 2018

National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 10, 2019

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

on april 12th girls have a challenge to grab as many guy’s dick as they can

1;damn, did she just grab my dick
2;why?
1; oh i think it’s national grab dick day

by //-)’kcyomfhkxsinxc May 25, 2018

National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021