Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.

1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?

by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017

ballpark nachos

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.

That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.

by Hankity Pankity August 14, 2017

idiot nachos

Tortilla chips with pepper jack cheese melted in the microwave

Last night I was so hammered I made idiot nachos.

by Buthed June 7, 2018

making nachos

To go to sleep without telling anyone you are, or to go to bed and saying you're going to do something else, but still going to sleep instead.

Hey guys hold up for like, five minutes. I'm going to go make some nachos and I'll be right back" -Matt Woodz "batty" Timothy Edwards Layman

"I guess he went making nachos again, damn it, Matty Woodz!"

by layman loop October 10, 2008

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019