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Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.
Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"
by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025
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Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.
We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.
by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022
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Mussolini

The former Italian dictator, who at first did very well and fixed his nation. He made the trains run on time. He was well liked in America as well. This went on until his expansionist goals aligned him closer to the Germans than anyone else. Then slowly, little by little things started going south, for both Mussolini and his country.
Mussolini and his Italian army waged war against France in 1940.
by DomDaBomb20 December 6, 2023
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