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mushroom head

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.
u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies
by dancing idiot May 9, 2005
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Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018
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american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol
by Big aldo May 11, 2021
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turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018
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mushroomed

Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.
Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.
by fizux May 14, 2021
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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
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