multitrasking

Taking a test given by a dickhead who calls himself a teacher and texting secretly at the same damn time.

Person 1: What were you doing yesterday in chem?
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.

by please don't shoot me January 7, 2013

Multitaskinater

One who is gifted enough to have the ability to (ie) roll a blunt ,text on his cell phone while weighing up a bag for a customer, while parralell parhking.

James:Damn Frank is always busy.

Charles: wouldnt matter anyways, that guys a multitaskinater! He's got this.

by Vicious spitz May 15, 2020

multimasking

When one mask is not enough and you will need more masks to try to prevent a micro size virus from infecting you. An example would be compared to a fly being prevented from going through to chain link fences of multi fencing. It also helps to prove you are so virtuous by attempting to block such micro virus. Ignore the fact that you can still smell perfume that is not the point!

Me to my friend: "Polly, you need to wear two masks or this pandemic will never go away...please be kind and do your part!"
Polly to Me: "But I can still smell other smells so how will that help me by multimasking, with a virus that is much smaller than a perfume molecule?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, just do it!"
Polly to Me: "But this is not science...or anything logical?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, you just do not care do you?"
Polly to Me: "I guess I need to go along to be friends?"
Me to my friend: wink

by roxbox007 January 24, 2022