A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out
by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Similar to gooning;
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
Get the Moon gooningmug. moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.
by Spimbopulis July 6, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug. moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug.