Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in

Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday

by El Nk255 December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023

Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.

How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.

by JHKnows December 8, 2023

moon gooning

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.

I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!

by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023