Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
by SunGooner December 6, 2023

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

by Cruned November 25, 2023

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

by Moon gooner November 19, 2023
