A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
Dude: Sup, homie.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011
To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.
That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.
by Show&Tell February 23, 2018
Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.
by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017
Monica is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious internet troll that presumes they have superior knowledge on a particular subject that surpasses that of experts. Said expertise derived purely from overheard anecdotes and casual internet browsing aged.
I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website
by Troll_Assassin April 3, 2021
Term of endearment or friend. Alternative slang for "my nigga". More family friendly and publicly acceptable.
Yo what up Monica!
Monica you crazy.
Any plans for the night Monica?
Trying to have a few drinks tonight Monica?
Monica you crazy.
Any plans for the night Monica?
Trying to have a few drinks tonight Monica?
by Lars lars August 7, 2022
by your Monica March 8, 2022