Cum Molotov

A huge amount of cum that is stored in a bottle. Can be thrown to enemies and are great for facials.
Her: I want a good facial.
Him: Don't worry I have a Cum Molotov.
by 13aste November 09, 2020
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Molotov Cocktease

when a girl is about to blow you but instead douses your dick in vodka and sets it on fire
She was getting really hot with me until she pulled a molotov cocktease..
by roasticle October 03, 2023
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molotov mocktail

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”
by Espressohound March 06, 2022
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hippie molotov

“A hippie Molotov is when you take some shrooms, some acid and then some Molly to mellow you out so you don’t freak out”
I’m gonna do a hippie Molotov before the casino BOIS!
by Witchyassbitch July 25, 2023
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Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”
by Cum Fungus March 02, 2023
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frenchman's molotov

The process of cumming in a girls mouth, who is drunk, then pouring hotsauce in her mouth. Giving her a gentleman's shave. is optional.
jill was drunk out of her skull, so i decided to give her the good ol' frenchman's molotov. she woke up that morning wondering why she had fecal matter on her face and her mouth was burning.
by The black t-dog November 14, 2009
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Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.
by WideUterusGeorge November 05, 2021
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