This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.
At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....
by Elishiuos May 25, 2006
Get the Midieval Bag pipes mug.1) In short, Getting Medieval means to be getting ridiculously drunk.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
1) Oh shit, (Insert Name here) is gonna try to down that bottle of vodka, hes gonna get medieval as hell if he does it.
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
by Matt Folg September 1, 2008
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as in Pulp Fiction when one character threatens to "go midieval on yo' ass" after that character has sodomized him.
by doctor2long July 7, 2009
Get the go midieval mug.A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.
I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 5, 2010
Get the medieval purse mug.A pubic area that has full grown and ungroomed pubic hair, resembling that of pubic area of an unshowered/ungroomed person during the midieval times (due to a lack of knowledge in the pubic grooming trade).
"Ew, you can tell that girl doesn't shower and has the dirtiest midieval bush!"
"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."
"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."
"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."
"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."
by gongshowhost April 13, 2011
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